ladynasty

Last night I had four glasses of wine and tried to cut my bangs.

Thu, 02 Sep 2010 10:38:23 -0400

This is the second night in a row I have done this. How does that saying go?

Photo

Thu, 02 Sep 2010 09:07:53 -0400

A woman on CNN is looking at the Myspace of the hostage-taker and explaining that "he only has beef with Discovery; he doesn't have a beef with anyone in particular."

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:56:00 -0400

From the manifesto of the dude who is currently in a stand-off at Discovery Channel Studios:

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:21:41 -0400

From the manifesto of the dude who is currently in a stand-off at Discovery Channel Studios::

Saving the environment and the remaning species diversity of the planet is now your mindset. Nothing is more important than saving them. The Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels.

The humans? The planet does not need humans.

and, of course, the squirrels.

(via bseckner, fortheloveofnate, kelseykaotic, bloodinthesubway)

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:17:35 -0400

(via bseckner, fortheloveofnate, kelseykaotic, bloodinthesubway)

This is 50 Cent’s twitter background. SMART. CONFIDENT....

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:11:06 -0400

This is 50 Cent’s twitter background. SMART. CONFIDENT. RICH. STRONG. FUNNY. SEXY.

via @hahathatsword

Rabbit Rabbit.

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 09:08:50 -0400

"Sailormoon is the only reason why I have working motor skills today. Sailormoon is the reason why I..."

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 09:46:49 -0400

“Sailormoon is the only reason why I have working motor skills today. Sailormoon is the reason why I know how to write in cursive. Sailormoon is the reason why I still believe in a masked faggot with a rose in his mouth, destined to take my 5th virginity.”

- killerbootsman.tumblr.com

Kim and I were trying to find meters in a garage downtown that...

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 10:33:21 -0400

Kim and I were trying to find meters in a garage downtown that still had time on them (because we didn’t have any change) and found this instead.

My life is shit

Sun, 29 Aug 2010 23:37:50 -0400

but at least I have straight teeth.

My fantasy football league wants to play for money this year.

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 15:22:00 -0400

Great, now I have to put in effort and not choose my team members on based on “Funniest Name” or “Been in the Most Tabloids” or “Prime-Numbered Jerseys” or “Is Really Hot”.

DAY THREE: EIGHT WAYS TO WIN MY HEART

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 13:03:00 -0400

1. Be male.

2. Read books, but don’t be a dick about it.

3. Enjoy cooking and eating and talking about cooking and eating.

4. Don’t be a pussy. God I ~~hate~~ am not attracted to shy, weak-willed men. Everyone thinks that because I’m such a ~independent~~strong~ lady I must love wearing the proverbial pants in the relationship and you know what, Everyone? You’re WRONG. I’m sorry I’m so fabulous you can’t even handle me but I want a guy who is so fabulous I can’t even handle HIM.

5. Always drive when we’re together.

6. Touch my hair.

7. Be ambitious. Know what you want to do with your life. Or at least give a shit about your future. I’m eventually going to have to care for my elderly parents and my mentally challenged sister. I don’t have time for dudes who are still exploring their spirit or waiting for their illustrious art career to surface, or smoking 3 bowls a day just to get through their 4 hour shift at Jimmy John’s.

8. Have nice hair. I really like boys with Quiffs who roll their shirt sleeves up above the elbow.

REST ASSURED: If there is a way to skin something, I am going to...

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 10:33:01 -0400

REST ASSURED: If there is a way to skin something, I am going to skin it.

DAY TWO: NINE THINGS ABOUT MYSELF

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 09:42:27 -0400

Late on this, let’s catch up!

I’ve never driven on a freeway.

Right now I’m craving a big hunk of baked brie with jam right on top.

I’ve killed every plant that has ever touched my desk at work.

Every morning I drink a small caramel iced coffee from Dunkin’ Donuts with cream and sugar. On paydays I allow myself Starbucks.

I listen to Pure Moods while I get ready to go out for the night.

I remember every person I meet, even if it’s only in passing. No one EVER remembers me. I’m constantly re-introducing myself.

I have 20/400 vision.

I love sweet and salty together. I like to mix Buncha Crunch in with my popcorn at the movies.

My dad and I’s life’s work has been trying to invent a snack that captures the flavor and consistency of the leftover burnt cheese on your plate. We plan on calling it Scorch-eez.

"One final aspect of this study needs to be highlighted. According to the Times, it “found that..."

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 09:04:38 -0400

“One final aspect of this study needs to be highlighted. According to the Times, it “found that increased risk of death from obesity was seen for the most part in the extremely obese, a group constituting only 8 percent of Americans.” Meanwhile, the study found that “overweight” people were actually less likely to die than people with a “normal” weight. When obesity scaremongers declare that 65 percent of Americans are too fat, they’re including people who are merely “overweight.” The real issue affects less than 10 percent of the population, not the two-thirds of Americans routinely pressured to lose weight.”

- From “New Study Crushes CDC’s Obesity-Death Statistic” also on Consumer Freedom (via pluseyes) (via estnespes)

(fuckyeah1980s, 80srecordparty) Tell Me Why b/w Let Me Down...

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 11:11:00 -0400

(fuckyeah1980s, 80srecordparty)

Tell Me Why b/w Let Me Down Easy
Exposé, Arista Records (1989)

DAY ONE: TEN THINGS YOU WANT TO SAY TO TEN DIFFERENT PEOPLE RIGHT NOW

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 10:29:00 -0400

Ugh, I hate this passive-agressive shit. I made some of these up so don’t bother asking me about them. ~I’LL NEVER TELL~

You are not my boss.

The fact that you’ve gotten so judgy lately is obviously you projecting your insecurities about your life choices on others.

Yes, you were rude, and she’s not the only person who was mad at you for it. But I think that bridge was burned a while ago.

Your friends are talking about you behind your back about something really personal and I think that’s fucked up and undeserved.

When you’re not giving me what I want, I am intensely annoyed by every little part of you. I’m sorry for that.

I blocked you on twitter because you weren’t following me lol

I want your life. Let’s trade.

I still have that text in my phone. :)

I don’t know how to have a conversation about you saying racist things without you freaking out about it.

You (all of you) only know what I want you to know about me. I don’t feel any obligation to be an open book to you. It’s not worth it.

never tear us apart // inxs

Mon, 23 Aug 2010 23:54:54 -0400

never tear us apart // inxs

Oh okay, NOW I see why everyone thinks I’m Asian. Most...

Mon, 23 Aug 2010 22:41:31 -0400

Oh okay, NOW I see why everyone thinks I’m Asian. Most people ask me if I’m Asian before they ask me if I’m Hispanic/Mixed. Come on now, how many Asians have you seen with a head that large, though?

And yeah, that lipstick is just an experiment that will never happen again. It’s corals only for me from here on out.

DOES ANYONE ELSE

Mon, 23 Aug 2010 18:32:40 -0400

use dribbble.com as a ~~dating~~stalking site? Or am I the only one with a thing for Graphic Designers?