I TOLD MYSELF I WASN’T GOING TO GET MY NAILS DONE FOR THE ENTIRE SUMMER AND I LASTED EXACTLY FIVE WEEKS, AND THEN WENT TO THE FUCKING SHADIEST PLACE IMAGINABLE AND HAD THESE MONSTROSITIES PUT ON. It was like a drug binge, I’m telling you. I was fiending. I sat down in the chair and saw the design board and my vagina automatically contracted. When he opened the bottle of acrylic polymer and that sweet fume-y smell hit my nostrils I felt my spirit rise to heaven. And then he gave me a discount at the end and I came, I swear. I’m so easy to please. 

Anyway, they are long as fuck, even for me I don’t know what I was thinking. I can barely type right now. I did have him cut my thumbs short though so I can still text. Base color is OPI’s A Grape Fit! with black and white flourishes and Essie glitter topcoat. Except when I got home I thought that maybe they weren’t glittery enough so I put on more glitter topcoat. Story of my life.