Everyone’s making a big fucking deal over this t-shirt. I kinda like it. Not $1,625 like it, but you know. It reminds me of my Aerosmith T-shirt that I found at a bus stop (later that week at the same bus stop I found a severed goat head, but that’s another story). It’s so thin I often rip holes in it by accident with my Corn Chip Nail Tips. 

Anyway, I would proudly wear this t-shirt. Army green is one of my favorite colors. The only problem is that those two big holes would center themselves directly on my nipples.