Not that anyone cares, but here are my nails for the past two weeks. I had the hot pink done in a rush before I left for L.A. and was generally happy with it except for the fact that THE ACRYLIC ON MY RIGHT THUMB CHIPPED OFF AFTER A WEEK. That never happens and it’s a sign I need to finally quit my #2 salon (where I had these done) because broken/chipped nails aren’t something I can fix easily at home. I’d have to go back to the salon and pay 5 bucks for a new nail and probably get goaded into a fill I don’t need while I’m at it. It’s like going to the mechanic for a tune up and then they screw something up on purpose so your car breaks and you have to take it back and get it fixed for $500.

The moral of this story is: Fuck you, Fancy Nails in the Fashion Square Mall, I knew you were trouble when you used a fucking nail clipper to cut my thumbs down instead of the drill. THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Anyway, my shit was fucked up so I had to file one nail down like a crack whore and while I did that I decided to try the gradiated tips thing that’s getting really popular. I used a purple from Milani i’m obsessed with and it looked nice, but I figured everything would look nicer with iridescent glitter so I globbed that on, too. It’s really pretty and eye catching, but no one has noticed it yet because I work by myself and I only hang out wth my friends in dark rooms (bow chicka wow wow).

I replaced my gold polish with a gold holo glitter one so I think my next design will use that.