Do you got a green thumb?
not at all. i kill everything. my boss’ wife gave me bamboo for my desk (a plant that is impossible to fuck up) and i killed it. I killed her prize orchids. I killed a vase full of random weeds with some fish in it (i really felt bad about that :( ). right now she has a self-feeding planter on my desk with a random fern. all i have to do is fill it once a week and it shouldn’t die. hopefully. >_>
when we getting married, boo?
i’m outside ur window
how much can you bench press?
i don’t even think i can lift the bar.
what do your nails look like right now?
like this!
Essie “Como” with gold and silver stripes. It reminds me of the Golden Girls, tbh. I need to buy rhinestones later to put on these for extra “oomph”.
your nails are sicknasty. i mean this in a good way, y’know?
thank you. that’s what i’m going for— stuff that’s so tacky and ugly that it’s endearing.
What makes you feel really good?
the one day a month when my legs are shaved and my bedsheets are clean, buffets, freshly plucked eyebrows, attention from boys, when all my friends are together and we’re drunk and adventuring, a new nail design (of course), hugz, the warm glow of my iPhone, when i come home sometimes and my mom has made my bed and straightened up my room because she missed me.
