so my boss has this fucking thing called a roomba, right? it is quite possibly the stupidest fucking invention ever. ever. and i love stupid inventions. supposedly this shit rolls around the carpet and vaccums so that You Don’t Have To, but what they don’t tell you is that every 5 fucking minutes i have to get up and fish it out of whatever stupid crevice it’s lodged itself in and start it over in another spot. where it undoubtedly will get stuck in the SAME FUCKING CREVICE AS LAST TIME ASL:KJD:AKLsjd anyway so basically i am still doing all the work and

hold on, it’s stuck behind the copy machine

anyway, this shit is so stupid. it doesn’t even have a vaccuum thing in it, just this brush that “picks up” the dirt and probably deposits it in another spot. like behind the copy machine. sometimes it’ll just go around in circles for ten minutes and then just stop and beep at me until i get up and start it again. i could probably just vaccuum the waiting room and work area myself in like 15 minutes, but i’m too lazy so i’m just going to sit here and bitch about it.

ugh, it just fell down the stairs.