This was one of my favorite songs when I was a kid (oh God, you can tell I have a musician father; who lets a 10 year old listen to this) and I looked it up just now for nostalgia’s sake only to realize that this song is SO ABOUT MASTURBATION GOOD WORK DAD. No wonder I had dirty thoughts really early in life :(

Seriously though, try and write a better fucking chorus that this. Can’t do it.

Steve Vai - In my Dreams With You