probably the most annoying thing in the world is when you’re wearing a black shirt and you brush your teeth and get toothpaste on it, and then you don’t notice it because you’re in a hurry, and then you’re at work and you look down and there’s this huge white stripe on your tit, and no matter how much water you put on it it won’t come out because it’s fucking toothpaste, and your sweater doesn’t close over your massive(ly annoying) breasts, so you just have to sit there and pray no one notices…