FourFour: Experience the Tragic

I recently bought this used souvenir VHS from 1991 called Universal Studios Florida: Experience the Magic, figuring there’d be something worth clipping and posting. Little did I know that it would be full of nonsense in the form of desperate overacting, weird celebrity cameos (John Forsythe hosts it, for one thing, and I barely know who that is), abused hair follicles, monkeys, beyond easily amused park-goers and a criminal ignorance of all things film (its specialty).

Any person around my age who grew up in Florida/Orlando is about to be blasted from the past-ed. I didn’t go to Universal Studios much because my father worked at EPCOT and when you can go to Nerd Heaven (ask me about my love for animatronics) any time you want, the cheesy movie shit really just doesn’t cut it.