Last night I was at a bar with like 15 people I knew and I stood up from my chair to go to the bathroom and tripped over someone’s purse that was on the ground. I started falling forward a little bit so I put my hand out towards this guy I’m friendly with’s arm to steady myself and not eat shit and he

FUCKING STEPS OUT OF THE WAY

so I completely fall forward basically and look like a total mong who can’t walk.

YOU MOTHERFUCKER. I’m gonna remember that shit forever NOT GENTLEMANLY