My whole life was a lie until I saw this video of Michael Jackson grinding to R. Kelly’s Ignition Remix (it’s toward the end). First of all, the Remix to Ignition is one of the 100 Great Songs of Our Generation. Secondly, fucking Michael Jackson. Thirdly, who would have thought that him and Brett Ratner just hang out sometimes? They look like they’re on their way to the fucking Sonic drive-thru, and that’s awesome.

That’s all. Goodnight.