Juror #414, reporting in. Still haven’t been called to any courtrooms yet, which is kind of a drag. Not that I want to be called for the Casey Anthony case or anything, but it would be cool to see how trial works, especially since I spend 40 hours a week perpetually preparing for it. My laptop died earlier and I thought I was going to flip. All the old stockbrokers and shit were hogging all the outlets, those bastards. The weather was nice out (which in Orlando means “fucking hot, but not totally oppressive”) so I walked down to Sushi Hatsu for their $8 box special. If we’re lucky, they’ll let me off at 2:30, but I still have to go upstairs and file some divorces, and each one takes like 10 minutes, even in the attorney priority line, so ugh who knows.