Late on this, let’s catch up!

I’ve never driven on a freeway.

Right now I’m craving a big hunk of baked brie with jam right on top.

I’ve killed every plant that has ever touched my desk at work. 

Every morning I drink a small caramel iced coffee from Dunkin’ Donuts with cream and sugar. On paydays I allow myself Starbucks.

I listen to Pure Moods while I get ready to go out for the night.

I remember every person I meet, even if it’s only in passing. No one EVER remembers me. I’m constantly re-introducing myself.

I have 20/400 vision. 

I love sweet and salty together. I like to mix Buncha Crunch in with my popcorn at the movies. 

My dad and I’s life’s work has been trying to invent a snack that captures the flavor and consistency of the leftover burnt cheese on your plate. We plan on calling it Scorch-eez.