Ugh, I hate this passive-agressive shit. I made some of these up so don’t bother asking me about them. ~I’LL NEVER TELL~

You are not my boss.

The fact that you’ve gotten so judgy lately is obviously you projecting your insecurities about your life choices on others. 

Yes, you were rude, and she’s not the only person who was mad at you for it. But I think that bridge was burned a while ago. 

Your friends are talking about you behind your back about something really personal and I think that’s fucked up and undeserved.

When you’re not giving me what I want, I am intensely annoyed by every little part of you. I’m sorry for that. 

I blocked you on twitter because you weren’t following me lol 

I want your life. Let’s trade.

I still have that text in my phone. :)

I don’t know how to have a conversation about you saying racist things without you freaking out about it. 

You (all of you) only know what I want you to know about me. I don’t feel any obligation to be an open book to you. It’s not worth it.