Black empowered female who knows who she is and wants food




LONG TIME NO SEE

Just booked a focus group for Monday (focus groups are one of my many side hustles these days) that appears to be about the Bad Girls Club. The interview was with this old ass lady who sounded like a man and kept being all like “We could be sisters! You love the Kardashians too??? Let’s watch TV, Sista!” She had me go through a list of reality shows and check which ones I liked and I checked like all of them and felt really bad about myself :(

Anyway I work two jobs now and scrounge for money in a variety of ways and when I’m not doing that I’m drinking wine in the bathtub or watching porn on my iPhone so I barely have time for the tumbles. I miss all my peeps though!!!!




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M83!!!!!!!!!! (Taken with Instagram at The Beacham)

M83!!!!!!!!!! (Taken with Instagram at The Beacham)



The first of my birthday presents was ordered today by Yao…29 days till I’m 26. Oy vey. 
If you’re looking for the perfect gift I will accept sweet wines, gold filled jewelry ONLY, nail polish, gothic/metal buttons and pins, and gift certificates to ASOS. 

The first of my birthday presents was ordered today by Yao…29 days till I’m 26. Oy vey. 

If you’re looking for the perfect gift I will accept sweet wines, gold filled jewelry ONLY, nail polish, gothic/metal buttons and pins, and gift certificates to ASOS



goin’ crazy bye

goin’ crazy bye

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thisisnailporn:

Diamonds are a girls best friend

thisisnailporn:

Diamonds are a girls best friend





rub a dub dub, drinkin’ beer in the tub (Taken with instagram)

rub a dub dub, drinkin’ beer in the tub (Taken with instagram)





This commercial is the only thing that matters

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