cool partyin’
Last night I was at a bar with like 15 people I knew and I stood up from my chair to go to the bathroom and tripped over someone’s purse that was on the ground. I started falling forward a little bit so I put my hand out towards this guy I’m friendly with’s arm to steady myself and not eat shit and he
FUCKING STEPS OUT OF THE WAY
so I completely fall forward basically and look like a total mong who can’t walk.
YOU MOTHERFUCKER. I’m gonna remember that shit forever NOT GENTLEMANLY
back in da game (Taken with instagram)
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girls club.
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the intern just bought or re-gifted me a $425 diamond watch? (Taken with instagram)
self-portrait on my 26th birthday (Taken with instagram)
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Michael J. Anderson (AKA The Man From Another Place in TWIN PEAKS) dancing on a rental car that was spray painted with his famous quote. Colonial Inn (filming location for The Roadhouse), Fall City, Washington, 1994.
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