January 2010
25 posts
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“To argue that because woman A is happy with choice A, woman B should be happy...”
– Amanda Marcotte, quoted on Women Weigh Best Response to Tebow Anti-Abortion Super Bowl Ad - Jezebel
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Actually, Yes, I Do Mind Taking Off My Shoes →
Personally, I try to snoop and find out if the party-thrower is one of those No Shoes people beforehand so that I can make a mental note to never go to their home. Stumbling around someone’s doorway trying to untie a boot and ten being made to smell the sweat between everyone else’s toes is the most humiliating thing ever to me.
The only exception is my best friend Yao, because...
I did something a fat girl should never do...
And bought a smocked romper with shorts on the bottom. But you know what? Fuck the haters, it’s comfy and it looks alright. TAKIN’ RISKS!
Surfer Blood at BackBooth tonight. Probably every person I’ve ever met in Orlando will be there. I got my tax refund so hopefully I’ll be wasted quick. Of course the chances of me drunkenly wetting myself because I can’t get this...
Anonymous asked: I miss you in Stay Sassy. Come back Lady Nasty.
TALL, SLENDER REDHEAD AVAILABLE FOR NIGHTTIME... →
“Rachel: Just because she likes the same bizarro crap you do doesn’t mean...”
– (500) Days of Summer (2009)
Gossiping About People We Went to High School With
Cristina: lol *******'s new gf. she went to boone but i couldn't remember her
Me: her name sounds familiar...
Me: WAIT SO HE WASN'T HITTING ON ME TWO WEEKS AGO!
Me: i don't recognize her but i recognize her name
Me: so who knows
Cristina: yeah i think she's a year younger than us
Me: whatever, he just bought a house and he manages an olive garden, he's a catch in my book
Me: good for at least one date
Me: that bitch is rolling in breadsticks right now
Cristina: lol true
Cristina: BIIIIIITCH!
Cristina: Why didnt you grab that shit! we could be hangin in a house eatin on mad breadsticks!!
Me: i am a fool
My Poisonous Thought of the Day (we're all allowed...
I really love when random acquaintances are still using their wedding pictures as their default two years after the fact, because deep deep inside they know that that is probably the best they will ever look, and now that they’re married they have nothing even close to resembling a social life.
…That was hateful, but it felt good.
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formspring.me
If your boobs could talk, what would they say?
“Can you please clean the crumbs, spare change, and bar napkins out from your bra please? It’s been like 24 hours.”
go!
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formspring.me →
Oh yeah, and I got one of those formspring things because I like to stay up on current trends. My first two questions:
Is your sn “la dynasty” or “lady nasty”?
The joke is that it can be either. I pronounce it Lady Nasty, though.
not a question, you’re fantastic
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