May 2009
87 posts
April 2009
54 posts
I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do.
– Salma Hayek (via quote-book)
Dr. Horrible Movie? →
Listen, if Joss needs a fresh face to play the new leading lady, I am more than available. I could be the chubby but cute librarian Dr. Horrible falls in love with while researching Evil Laser Technology.
Things Worse Than the Feeling of Choking On Your...
Somebody's Getting Married!!!! →
It’s like someone took stock of my life, and made a satirical blog to explain how I feel about it all. Important read not just for the Engaged, but also:
the Desperate to be Engaged
the I Am In A Relationship And I Am Just So Happy About It And If You Aren’t Happy Too You Are Just Jealous
the I Am So Desperate to Be In A Relationship That I Pray For Death Every Night
773 Totally Free MP3s from Amazon.com →
Slaughterhouse 90210 →
rach:
This Tumblr is BRILLIANT.
Get Happy!! →
An Elvis Costello Blog
I promise this will be a good mix of Cool Shit, The Popular Stuff, Rarities, and Fun Facts.
PRE-DURST →
I don’t know who the hell is compiling this blog, but he is clearly my soulmate.
When I got married my best man was Brent (Brent Spiner, who portrayed the ST:TNG...
– -LeVar Burton
:’)
I love when people who aren’t very good at The Internet try and have conversations on Facebook or Twitter and come off like complete assholes because they have no comprehension of how to be polite through text. They use really short sentences with passive aggressive ellipses on the end, or a period, even though they’re not done with their thought.
Normal Person: Hey! Long time no...
I Have a Toothache
…for the first time in my life. I am having serious anxiety about it. When I was 5, my parents took me to the Dentist. I don’t remember exactly what went on, but apparently it sucked, because a week later, when my parents came into my bedroom to take me to a follow up appointment, they found me hiding under my bed, crying and clutching a Barbie doll. When I left the Dentist later that...
The How-To
bthny:
ladynasty:
Got bored last night and decided to stud some cheap Wal-Mart sneakers using a guide I got at staysassy. Now my fingers are all bruised from pushing the spikes into the canvas. Totally worth it though; I got compliments on them all night.
I need to learn how to do this because I’m going through a phase where I want to be 15 and punx and I want to put studs on everything
It...
Movies I Have Watched While Convalescing from the...
Accepted
Cruel Intentions
Man of the Year
What a Girl Wants
Uptown Girls
Sigur Ros Live at MoMa
Shaun of the Dead
Material Girls (ugh it was painful)
O Brother, Where Art Thou
Mean Girls
I fucking hate Michael Cera, but I love history. I guess he did this shit justice.