February 2009
44 posts
Note to self: download Bebe’s Kids this weekend.
Telephone Conversation with my Boss
Bing: Okay, so we'll set the trial for 4/30 at 1:30PM. God, that judge is such a fucking BITCH!
Veronica: Who, Judge P____?
Bing: YES!
Veronica: Why is she a bitch?
Bing: BECAUSE!!!!!!
Veronica: Because why?
Bing: It's like I'm A DOG with a MASTER! (pause) ...Where's a place I can blog bad things about her?
Veronica: WHAT LOL
Bing: I hate her. She's so ugly too. She's probably single, has no man in her life.
Veronica: Now you're just being sexist.
Bing: I KNOW!!!!!!!!
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Veronica’s Greatest Hits #7
My Hotel Year-...
Old-Ass PC Games From my Childhood that I Want to...
MDK
Descent
The Journeyman Project (omfg j;lkjf;laskjdf;lkjasdflkjsdf)
Hexen
Heretic
I would say Zork Nemesis but I beat that shit last year and it was orgasmic
Phantasmagoria, which my Dad wouldn’t ever let me play because it had a lot of sex scenes in it (but he let me conquer Duke Nukem with the strip club where you could pay for lapdances because he thought it was funny? He is a...
Do Not Be Afraid of the 7 Foot 1 Tall Black Man →
I am shaking and crying. My only aspiration in life is to discuss Windows Mobile with THE_REAL_SHAQ.
Someone in this office stole my Tyronica Crumity pen. There is only one person who works in this office besides me. Shit is about to pop off, son.
Oh, Nothing...
Veronica: LIQUID COURAGE
Veronica: i need a lot
Cristina: hahahaha
Cristina: you wanna smoke first? lol
Veronica: oh shit maybe i should
Veronica: GENIUS
Cristina: lol
Veronica: you are a good friend/pusherman
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Veronica’s Greatest Hits #6:
Nobuchika Eri-...
Still the Greatest Outline of my Personality Ever →
She’ll always be a little outspoken, because she sees the world exactly as it is, even while she’s wearing those ridiculous, rose-tinted glasses. That, you must admit, is quite a talent. It’s not everyone who can apply clear, reasonable logic to every situation, and retain the happy faculty of believing things will get better or else deciding to accept them for what they are.
Ugh
I was looking at Ed Westwick’s new (super-hot) spread in Bazaar and my boss’s 80 year old mother totally walked behind my desk right as Helena Christensen was taking all her clothes off.
Killed my boner
Scared the shit out of me
Um. Best Valentine’s Day ever.
“hey Chris I still love u no matter what u did!! I’ll always be ur...”
– Dumbass Chris Brown fan
ohnotheydidnt: News on Rihanna
“I need a Winn-Dixie grocery bag full of money right now to the V.I.P.!”
– L.W.
bthny:
tumbledore:
This is a recording of...
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I always had a crush on Seymour, Steve Buscemi’s character in Ghost World. In the novel he was a creeper, but in the movie he’s strangely endearing.
Basically
had the shittiest night ever. I could have been watching Dr. Who with my dad and eating pizza, but instead I spent half the night sitting in the cold in a Starbucks parking lot waiting for people to not show up, and the other half in a crowded, annoying bar with people I was trying really hard not to go Real Talk with. And then my parking validation didn’t work, so I basically had to pay 7...