October 2009
34 posts
Happy Halloween.
Racist Halloween Costumes →
my chinese boss: do you have a tape measure?
me: why?
my chinese boss: i need to measure my head for the cowboy hat i'm having made.
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“I take pride in saying I’m a fat girl, fabulous and thick, fluffy and...”
– Mo’Nique
Of course, now that I've posted it, one of you...
Real Women Wear Flat Shoes →
We’re the most active generation of women yet— why are we still wearing shoes inspired by Chinese foot binding?
U.S. Torture Soundtrack DROPPING SOON →
AC/DC Aerosmith Barney theme song (By Bob Singleton) The Bee Gees Britney Spears Bruce Springsteen Christina Aguilera David Gray Deicide Don McClean Dope Dr. Dre Drowning Pool Eminem Hed P.E. James Taylor Limp Bizkit Marilyn Manson Matchbox Twenty Meatloaf Meow mix jingle Metallica Neil Diamond Nine Inch Nails Pink Prince Queen Rage Against the Machine Red Hot Chili Peppers Redman Saliva Sesame...
Privileged Little Artiste Writing Something... →
“SAN FRANCISCO—After gently unfastening the elastic strap keeping his dearest musings safe from prying eyes, little literary artiste Evan Stansky penned a few more darling thoughts into his clothbound Moleskine notebook Wednesday. “These are much higher quality than the notebooks you find at CVS,” lilted the auteur, who couldn’t be bothered to use—dare it be said—a journal...
“[Tom Cruise] called us all by our character names. He was tense and made...”
– Bronson Pinchot
Interracial couple denied marriage license in... →
“There is a problem with both groups accepting a child from such a marriage,” Bardwell said. “I think those children suffer and I won’t help put them through it.”
WELL THEN! A big fuck you from this product of an ~interracial marriage~!
By the by Mr. Bardwell, my parents are still happily married after 25 years with three completely “accepted” and...
Ways to get Falcon out of the balloon
1. Someone should skydive from a higher height, deploy their chute, and grab him as they float by.
2. A truck with landing cushions that travels at the same speed as the balloon through the desert so that when it deflates he can just drop onto it
3. If a cargo plane could get next to him, he could either jump in the basket, or throw him a chute.
4. Angels
Last night I described getting an ultrasound to my...
“Rihanna DOES look good in [over-the-knee boots] but Rihanna is also wearing a...”
– mary hk choi speaks truth (via abbyjean)
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Björk (29)
Paramore (22)
Jay-Z (21)
Peter Gabriel (16)
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I've got to stop watching Mad Men before bed...
Because these post-apocalyptic dreams where Pete Campbell and I go on a date (he drives an Audi A6) to a restaurant that serves only pigs roasted on spits (Pete: “Sometimes I just have to have pork on the bone.”), followed by a deliberation by Don Draper on who in the office is valuable enough to not be instantly immolated by his Dark Magic (poor Sal!) are really taking a toll on me.
“fuck offfffff u shit munching ass clown i will eat ur crum”
– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx0UwY5IQMo
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Paramore (29)
Mew (28)
L’Arc~en~Ciel (3)
The Cure (3)
Kate Bush (2)
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