April 2008
41 posts
The Billy Letters →
In the late ’90s, pop-culture historian Bill Geerhart had a little too much time on his hands and a surfeit of stamps. So, for his own entertainment, the then-unemployed thirtysomething launched a letter-writing campaign to some of the most powerful and infamous figures in the country, posing as a curious 10-year-old named Billy.
As it turns out, no group hates to disappoint a child more...
Love Letter to the Ladies →
“After dinner has been served, I will come around to your side of the table, gently pull you up from your chair, and kiss you softly. I will do this with each of you, in turn. Our kisses and embraces will become more passionate until we can no longer take it. I will sweep the table clean, not caring about my china and serving bowls, which will crash to the floor. That is how much I desire...
What :(
last night at dinner kim said i was a condescending person, especially to service people, and now i am being completely obsessive and neurotic about it. like, okay i know i am the lewis black of all of my friends, but i am not condescending. when i am in a restaurant i always say please and thank you, i never make unreasonable demands, and i tip at least 30%. but kim says apparently when i ask for...
Found Vinyl →
this is my best friend’s blog.
so today Nick Snider sent me a myspace message because i guess someone i used to know from orlando stole 1000 dollars of his shit and probably didn’t even swallow. it was weird, like the internetz were closing in on me. i replied back like, “o lol i read about u on ONTD. hope you get your shit back!” nick snider is kind of a whiner, huh?
Parents Beware of Vodka Soaked Tampons →
……Ew.
Oh My God, Elyse Sewell Eats Dog Meat in Korea →
“This stuff was decidedly doggy, like, it had a sort of dogfur aroma and flavor to it. The soup also had a lot of green onions and those unidentifiable stringy greens that are also pictured in a bowl alongside. That big bowl of black pepper contained twice the quantity before the proprietor came up, dumped a huge mound of it into the bowl and stirred it up for me. This made the flavor of the...
rach:
Go West - King of Wishful Thinking
It has...
Heartbreaker
Kim: (singing to Mariah Carey) Why'd you have to run your game on me...
Veronica: (mouth full, drunk, falling out of car) I have a big dick, that's why.
Are you a Windows user?
jakoblodwick:
It seems like most Tumblr users are Mac people. But there must be some PC/Windows Tumblrs out there. If you are a Windows user, can you explain why in a reblog?
If you are a former Windows user, like me, you can still participate. Just reblog why you used a PC before you switched.
In my case, I thought PCs were the real deal, while Macs were slow and for posers. Two years ago,...
My Sister's Secret Life →
“My mother was there, and my brother and his wife, and my aunt. I was spooning Pad Thai onto my plate when my brother mumbled something to me about our sister. “You know she’s doing porn, don’t you?” he said. I felt like the floor was giving way below me. “I didn’t know,” I said. “It’s nasty, Bob. She’s doing everything. Girls....
out of context, this is really offensive
im like golden: there was this beautiful Real Black Love one but im so fucking tired of black people after MLK
“If I was gay, I would be the best gay of all history.”
– Julio Iglesias
“omfg do you remember that time we were driving and we saw carrot top and i made...”
– my text message to kim, 04/09/08
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My Life, Basically
Cute nerd-girl playing scrabble #1: Did you see that episode where Data made a daughter? It was so good, and so sad!
Cute nerd-girl playing scrabble #2: Yeah, it was.
Cute nerd #1: And do you remember the episode when the little boy idolized data...
Cute nerd #2 interrupting: I remember all the episodes.
Cute nerd #1: But there was this one scene...
Cute nerd #2: I remember that scene.
Cute nerd #1: But I didn't finish...
Cute nerd #2: I remember all the scenes. Seriously. There was one time when my friend was flipping channels, and she flipped to Star Trek. And I only saw like, a quarter of a second of it, with Dr Crusher bending over a patient, and I said, "'his blood is turning to some kind of liquid polymer.'" and then Dr Crusher said, "His blood is turning to some kind of liquid polymer!" It's like when some people hear like 3 seconds of a song and can identify it. I can do that with Star Trek.
--Starbucks, 2nd & 9th (via overheardinnewyork)
Obama Didn't Want My Money →
(via opdefy)
yesterday i changed my ringtone to life is a highway by rascal flatts because i love seeing the reactions of people when my phone rings.
a Roomba
so my boss has this fucking thing called a roomba, right? it is quite possibly the stupidest fucking invention ever. ever. and i love stupid inventions. supposedly this shit rolls around the carpet and vaccums so that You Don’t Have To, but what they don’t tell you is that every 5 fucking minutes i have to get up and fish it out of whatever stupid crevice it’s lodged itself in...
i think im the only person on earth who doesn’t like being liked. which only makes people like me more.
I think this mental health site might need a new... →
(via livejamie)
