March 2008
42 posts
1 tag
Whole Foodz
kim: you know that {person i hate} and {his girlfriend} are bike hipsters now?
me: oh i am sure they are
me: that's the next step in hippieness
kim: lol
me: i dont even know what's after that
kim: yeah
kim: me either
me: maybe if they had a baby and gave IT a bike too
kim: haha
me: and like named it florence
me: "after a grandmother", of course
kim: oh yeah
me: OH and they have to start a website about lowering your carbon footprint
kim: hahah
me: or maybe they will open a mom and pop store
kim: and sell herbs
me: yes herbs and holistic medicine
me: that they discovered on their trip through tibet
me: on yak-back
kim: we should do that
me: no, YOU should do that. i should stand outside and laugh at it
and ask where the organic hot pockets are
me: THE ENVIROMENT IS SERIOUS KIM
me: GLOBAL WARMING WAITS FOR NO ONE
kim: oh shit i forgot
me: CARING. COMMUNITY. CONSERVATION.
me: you can make a difference
kim: hahaha
kim: stop
kim: its creepy
me: god why am i so jaded at 22
i am updating from a picnic blanket behind the citrus bowl, watching wrestlemania. ITS AMAZING OMG SHJDJKEWSDHJUIKDEHNMJDEHNMJUIKDEW there are fireworks and FLAMES SHOOTING IN THE AIR and nu-metal and perfect weather and rednecks…you should all be jealous of me. oh shit and i don’t mean to spoil but MY FAVORITE WRESTLER EVER IS THE NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!1
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this is the kind of song a crazy woman on the side...
Human Nature →
thank god i matured
my ideal man one year ago:
my ideal man right now:
so basically last year i was a gay man, and now i am a gay bear.
“Music is the shorthand of emotion.”
– Leo Tolstoy (via rockuboff)
also
my co-worker just told someone to ‘fuck off!’ in her cute british accent and i got butterflies in my stomach.
she doesn't even use them
there is a woman who goes to every single new website (take muxtape for instance) and registers the account ‘veronica’ specifically so that i can’t use it. when i find this woman, i will rip her limb from limb.
“My girlfriend hasn’t had period since she got pregnant. do you think the baby is...”
– The geniuses on Yahoo! Answers (via bullshit)
Cash Money
i work in a law office. this week we have been entertaning a very wealthy chinese client and her son. the son is 11 and is friends with the children of my boss, but since the kids go to school during the day, he usually has to sit in my office on the computer while his mother and my boss attend meetings. kevin is a nice kid, but:
a. he is crazy
b. he might have scabies
c. he is eating me out...
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“I think there’s a moment in your mid-20s when you see the life that you want and...”
– Sara Treem (author of A Feminine Ending). (via tumblinas)
2 tags
The Sagittarius Woman →
“There’s one thing you’ll have to learn right away, or the relationship will never get off the ground. When you want her to do something, ask her. Don’t tell her. The cave man technique went out with Tarzan and Jane, as far as she’s concerned. She enjoys being protected, but she doesn’t want to be ordered around. Not even her mother gets away with that. Who...
i do a weird thing sometimes.
sometimes when i get drunk and the bartender hands me back quarters, i put them in my bra instead of my jeans pockets or my purse. i don’t know why i do it, but every-time i wake up the next day and get in the shower, at least a dollar falls out and scatters all over my bathroom. if for some reason i don’t shower and just get up and go to work or something, i make this cling clang...
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For my own sanity, please please please tell me you remember the following game from your childhood: Spelunx THIS WAS THE BEST GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED, EVER. EVER. i sincerely hope yao…
'I fell in love with a female assassin' -... →
mappeal: via kottke
Japanese Nail Art →
all the haters at the bottom of this article can suck my dick. i’m actually leaving work early today to go get a polish change. i’m like the fucking O.G. of nail designs in orlando. sit the fuck down!
No Cussing Club™ →
bullshit:You wanna hang with us? Don’t cuss!