December 2008
101 posts
hot-cool-girls-who-laugh-at-fart-jokes, at like 23 maybe 25ish, are like Apple...
– boner party @ tumblr (via deannamarie)
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My boy is so cute :)
petpolitics:
Someone on the Giants’ conference call asked Manning if he planned to go to San Diego to watch his brother Peyton play for the Indianapolis Colts against the Chargers in the first round.
“No, no, no plans,” Manning said. As an afterthought, Manning added: “My plans to Cabo fell through, so I am going to sit here. That is a joke, by the way.”
He was referring to Cabo San Lucas,...
"The City" has been on for 30 seconds and I'm...
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Why is White Cheddar Popcorn so Good.
OS X is working!
It runs so much faster on the Wind than any other OS probably could. I knew that Intel Atom processor was good for something! Installing a few drivers so I can make use of the wireless connection and the Headphone jack, updating to 10.5.6, and then i am TRIUMPHANT.
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Can't sleep
Last night was easy; I was so exhausted that I crashed as soon as my head hit the pillow. Tonight I keep thinking about crashing cars and bones breaking and my hood crumpling. I’m drunk too, and that’s not helping. Jolie says ill be over it in a few weeks but right now the anxiety is crippling. I think it would be different if I knew I had done something wrong, but the fact that I can...
What are you holding out for? What’s always in the way? Why so damn...
– Bloc Party - This Modern Love
Definitely going out tonight.
Since I have no more cars to crash or even drive home, I am going to get totally obliterated.
I feel like crap. I don’t want to leave the house for fear of destroying something.
Witchery
I talked to Kim and decided that the reason bad things keep happening to me this month is because someone has put a Hex on me. So I’m trying to think of what I could have done to someone that they would try to kill me with Witchery. And I’m coming up blank, because even though I’ve got a pretty abrasive personality, and I pick on people to hide my own incurable shyness, and I can...
I miss my car already. I want to cry. But I won't.
last.fm super eclectic music test! →
veronitron’s super-eclectic score is:
807/1000
As this number is larger, you have a more eclectic musical preference. People with scores over 700 have bragging rights. People whose score is below 400 should consider more musical styles!
Weird Night
Kim almost fought Nikki Reed/Reid tonight. Idk why we keep doing this, because it’s pretty clear that Kim is twice Nikki’s size and will rip her head off and eat it. If I were that little I wouldn’t fuck with a 6’ Amazon woman! Anyway, I was getting very nervous that I would have to throw down on her behalf and end up kicked out of the bar.
Kim also almost fought a...
Bread and Butter Pudding with Bitter Citrus...
This is the famous Butterloaf recipe Justin’s mother makes every Christmas. We all flock to her house to eat it. I’m actually waiting for his text that it’s ready right now. I managed to Google the recipe, so I think I’m going to try it next week to impress my Mom.
Oh, and for Christmas I got a Old Navy Performance Fleece vest that doesn’t fit, and a matching bag....
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One of those days where you can't do anything...
I feel guilty because when I left the office today (only an hour early) to pick up my phone and run errands, an important package I was supposed to sign for came. I was there all morning and afternoon and the motherfucking UPS guy decides to be late and show up 5 minutes after I leave, and now whatever was in the box can’t be taken to China, and idk I guess it’s a big deal. Basically,...
Just when I thought everything was going my way...
When I dropped Justin off at his house last night, I seem to have put my blackberry on my roof for a sec while I unlocked the trunk. You know the rest of the story. I’m happy I have the money to buy a new one, but pissed I’m so absent-minded in the first place. Also, since I didn’t have a phone, I slept through my computer’s alarm and didn’t wake up till 9AM, when...
Omg
Jimmy Gnecco is in front of me. :O I’m gonna faint.
MY CHRISTMAS BONUS IS HERE!!!!!!!
omg. omg. i needed this money so bad you don’t even know. i am cryin’. it’s 1/2 a month’s pay. I CAN BUY GAS AND FOOD AND MAYBE EVEN A NEW YEAR’S DRESS AND GO TO THE SHOW TONIGHT OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
miracle!!!
The last two weeks we’ve been disgraceful running the ball. We’ve...
– Derrick Ward
If the Giants make it to the Super Bowl again this year I am ordering my father and myself Replica #34 Ward Home Jerseys so we can look like FIERCE two-time champions.
The Ours show is tonight
And I’m too broke to go. Ugh. My life. I am praying they don’t like, break up after this tour or something and I’ll have never seen them. Because that seems to be in line with my luck right about now.
From Astrologyzone.com
Financially, your fortunes will simply rocket off the charts this month! Much of your hard work over the past months and years will be rewarded now, and your fantastic money news should arrive shortly. The money you see will be money you earned, not have won, although the house so brilliantly lit also rules gifts. You may be the recipient of really beautiful gifts, or you may get news of a large...
Guys
What is a snowblower
I am drunk and Floridian and do not understand
Do you ride it
Two things.
A. Why did I not know there was a techno remix of Sailing by Christopher Cross. B. Why is it not in my iTunes right now.
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Thank You For Being A Friend...For 90 Years →
The world is often cruel and strange and unpredictable, and this year is no exception. Yet through wars, the Great Depression, distance, time, children, husbands, and deaths, Dorothy and Vera have always had each other as a source of comfort and happiness. So even though you might not be able to afford a decent gift for your friends this year, and you might not be able to fly home to visit, you...
Home from work; eating.
Moms who work in schools are awesome because they bring home truckloads of snacks on the last day of school before xmas.
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The 2000s: Officially Over. →
maura:
MillerCoors agreed to stop selling Sparks, a caffeinated alcohol drink, as part of an agreement Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan announced Thursday.
NO
I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS