November 2008
100 posts
My cake, originally uploaded by lady.nasty.
Omfg, originally uploaded by lady.nasty.
So, it turns out my friends threw me a suprise party! I had nooooo fucking idea they had done all this. They even got me a beverage fountain!
Sigh, originally uploaded by lady.nasty.
Of course, I’m the only one of my friends who is ever on time. I look like such a dork sitting at this huge table drinking this French martini. Its basically the most delish liquid ever though.
Peer Pressure
i only went out tonight because devin was pressuring me to and of course everyone ended up being…well, themselves. now that i’m in my warm bed i am wondering why i even got out of it.
LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING DINNER, originally uploaded by lady.nasty.
You know you want to eat the shit out of this dinner.
Ugh
My younger sister has lost a ton of weight and now I’m the fat one. Fuck that bitch for real.
Thanksgiving Dinner
I have to go to the store today and buy the rest of the ingredients for Thanksgiving dinner because my Dad’s unemployment benefits don’t come until Friday and my Mom’s check is almost gone. I mean, this is the fucking America we live in right now, where you have to ask your 23-year-old daughter to go to the store and buy you the sweet potatoes and dinner rolls and green beans for...
Craftyyyyyy, originally uploaded by lady.nasty.
Tonight at Super Tuesday Ladies Night, we’re making friendship bracelets. With beads!
oh shit, i just remembered that shelby george still thinks i’m a closeted lesbian. i’m going to accidentally touch her boob at ladies night tonight and see if she freaks out.
Oh God, You're Right.
badideajeans:
I think I’m single because I sleep diagonally. Ain’t nobody gonna put up with that shit.
Mons Venus Stripper Cam →
fuck the shiba inu cam, this is now officially Where It’s At.
I hate it when my friends move away; they all become douchebags. Or maybe I’m the douche for never leaving. Either way, fuck cocky assholes.
yao seriously just woke me up to look up broadway shows for her. UGH. also i have nothing to do today and it sort of sucks.
i saw twilight tonight and it blew dicks.
also, it sucks feeling completely smothered at the time of year i am forced to be the most social. fuck. i wish i could hide out.
the amount of whining my boss does exponentially increases the closer he gets to leaving for vacation.
Tall Tees in Orlando
heyjk:
ladynasty:
people in orlando— tell me where i can buy a “tall tee”. this is testing my blackness. do they sell them at walmart?
The Shell station at Curry Ford and Crystal Lake. Right up front, tall tees.
this is right by my house; you are my hero.
things i cant stand about asians: they keep those filmy screen coverings on their electronics, like it does something besides look crazy.
this year’s holiday starbucks cups are ugly. CHRISTMAS IS RUINED.
people in orlando— tell me where i can buy a “tall tee”. this is testing my blackness. do they sell them at walmart?
wait, the get up kids really are getting back together? i feel like i’m going to faint.
The Get Up Kids Reunite In Kansas City - Video -... →
I’ve always said that I would be on the first plane to KC if the get up kids ever reunited. Clearly I didn’t know this took place. :(
secretary:
Like any good Kansas Citian should back then, I used to love the Get Up Kids when I was 13. Earth-shattering realization: Something to Write Home About is 10 years old… Christ, I’m old. D:
omfg something crazy amazing happened on staysassy today but they are censoring us from talking about it. :( NEED TO GOSSIP
i really want a 500gig HD for my laptop for xmas. and a new wireless card so i can move to OS X.
ugh, this day cant get much worse.
fuck. i mad a stupid mistake at work that has serious consequences. i just want to crawl back in bed and die.
my whole life has just been a careful mélange of bravado and naïveté.
i’m going broke. luckily my birthday is in 13 DAYS and i will hopefully be showered in cash, gifts, liquor and food.
Oh my god. I feel like I could drop dead at any moment.
My arm is bruised where ben grabbed it. And that’s all I have to say about tonight.
last night we hung out with kevin beasley and it was really weird because we haven’t seen that kid in ages.
Space shuttle!, originally uploaded by lady.nasty.
Space shuttle again, originally uploaded by lady.nasty.
It lit up the entire sky, and we’re about 65 miles away!
Shuttle and moon, originally uploaded by lady.nasty.
Full moon AND a space shuttle launch? Awesome!
Skyline, originally uploaded by lady.nasty.
I’m on top of a parking garage. You’ll see why in a second.
Full moon, originally uploaded by lady.nasty.
I just almost got run over by two bikers. I’m going to become a serial killer.