January 2012
2 posts
Things I've Been Doing Lately
Nothing
December 2011
12 posts
1 tag
Last night I was at a bar with like 15 people I knew and I stood up from my chair to go to the bathroom and tripped over someone’s purse that was on the ground. I started falling forward a little bit so I put my hand out towards this guy I’m friendly with’s arm to steady myself and not eat shit and he
FUCKING STEPS OUT OF THE WAY
so I completely fall forward basically and look...
November 2011
21 posts
LONG TIME NO SEE
Just booked a focus group for Monday (focus groups are one of my many side hustles these days) that appears to be about the Bad Girls Club. The interview was with this old ass lady who sounded like a man and kept being all like “We could be sisters! You love the Kardashians too??? Let’s watch TV, Sista!” She had me go through a list of reality shows and check which ones I liked...
October 2011
7 posts
1 tag
5 tags
September 2011
15 posts
“We are coming of age in a culture not of un-enjoyment, but of anti-enjoyment....”
– Megan Amram
I Had the Craziest Day at Work on Tuesday →
“Stand up for one sec- trust me. Ok: put both feet flat on the ground, about 16 in. apart. Now lean to your left and raise your right heel so that the right foot is on a tippy-toe and the left foot is still flat. Keep leaning… Now slowly put your right heel back down and return to your center, feet flat, standing up normally.
That’s exactly what my building did when the bomb exploded; The...