10:38 am - Thu, Sep 2, 2010
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Last night I had four glasses of wine and tried to cut my bangs.

This is the second night in a row I have done this. How does that saying go? 

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9:07 am
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#meth

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3:56 pm - Wed, Sep 1, 2010

A woman on CNN is looking at the Myspace of the hostage-taker and explaining that “he only has beef with Discovery; he doesn’t have a beef with anyone in particular.”

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3:21 pm
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Saving the environment and the remaning species diversity of the planet is now your mindset. Nothing is more important than saving them. The Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels.

The humans? The planet does not need humans.

and, of course, the squirrels.

and, of course, the squirrels.

and, of course, the squirrels.

and, of course, the squirrels.

and, of course, the squirrels.

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1:17 pm
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(via bseckner, fortheloveofnate, kelseykaotic, bloodinthesubway)

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1:11 pm
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This is 50 Cent’s twitter background. SMART. CONFIDENT. RICH. STRONG. FUNNY. SEXY.
via @hahathatsword 

This is 50 Cent’s twitter background. SMART. CONFIDENT. RICH. STRONG. FUNNY. SEXY.

via @hahathatsword 

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9:08 am

Rabbit Rabbit.

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9:46 am - Tue, Aug 31, 2010
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Sailormoon is the only reason why I have working motor skills today. Sailormoon is the reason why I know how to write in cursive. Sailormoon is the reason why I still believe in a masked faggot with a rose in his mouth, destined to take my 5th virginity.

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10:33 am - Mon, Aug 30, 2010
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Kim and I were trying to find meters in a garage downtown that still had time on them (because we didn’t have any change) and found this instead. 

Kim and I were trying to find meters in a garage downtown that still had time on them (because we didn’t have any change) and found this instead. 

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11:37 pm - Sun, Aug 29, 2010

My life is shit

but at least I have straight teeth.

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