bseckner:

robgonemild:
Denny’s is Closed? This Recession Has Gone Too Far!
NOOO


This is the Colonial one, right? Fuck. The only place you could get a Grand Slam and a fist fight in under 30 minutes. R.I.P.!

bseckner:

robgonemild:

Denny’s is Closed? This Recession Has Gone Too Far!

NOOO

This is the Colonial one, right? Fuck. The only place you could get a Grand Slam and a fist fight in under 30 minutes. R.I.P.!

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Attention Shelby George:
I fixed my comment things. You will now be the only person on earth who wants to comment on my blog. Enjoy!
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MIKE I AM HOLDIN’ IT DOWN FOR YOU. I GOT YOUR BACK, OKAY?
MIKE I AM HOLDIN’ IT DOWN FOR YOU. I GOT YOUR BACK, OKAY?
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Last night was my friend Drew’s birthday and he celebrated at Backbooth. I’ve been in a seriously foul mood this whole week due to work stress + money stress + me being a generally foul lady, but I couldn’t miss his shindig so I went anyway and double-fisted free beers. When I left, I went to the dance floor to say goodbye and happy birthday to Drew, and right before I got to him, someone dancing wildly next to him backhanded me plain on the side of my face. It hurt like hell and made me even madder about existence than I already was.
The moral of this story is, my life sucks, but Happy Birthday Drew!

Last night was my friend Drew’s birthday and he celebrated at Backbooth. I’ve been in a seriously foul mood this whole week due to work stress + money stress + me being a generally foul lady, but I couldn’t miss his shindig so I went anyway and double-fisted free beers. When I left, I went to the dance floor to say goodbye and happy birthday to Drew, and right before I got to him, someone dancing wildly next to him backhanded me plain on the side of my face. It hurt like hell and made me even madder about existence than I already was.

The moral of this story is, my life sucks, but Happy Birthday Drew!

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oh hell no
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WHAT IS LOVE

baby don’t hurt me

don’t hurt me

no more

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Thank God It's Friday
  • Boss: What happened to Ms. ______'s case?
  • Me: Oh, I asked her to drop by and bring me a specific document I need for the complaint, but she never did; that was two weeks ago. I'll shoot her an email and check on her.
  • Boss: Well, don't push her, then. She'll bring it. Leave it for now.
  • Me: Yeah, okay. She paid the retainer after all, she must be serious about the case.
  • Boss: YOU'VE GOTTA WORK ON IT! GET THE DOCUMENT!
  • Me: (head explodes)
  • I have this conversation with my boss about different clients at least 4 times a day. How the fuck can I work on the case if I can't follow up with the client? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
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Just dip me in sob stories and throw me to Delilah.
Just dip me in sob stories and throw me to Delilah.
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Keri Hilson and Ne-Yo have written 10 Top Ten hits between them in only two years. How do they keep making music this catchy? SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES????
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