Did The Price is Right yesterday. This was after 6 hours of waiting around and only one cup of coffee. I obviously did not win a car.

Did The Price is Right yesterday. This was after 6 hours of waiting around and only one cup of coffee. I obviously did not win a car.

I’m in L.A.! It feels weird to be watching the Oscars at 5:30pm, but that’s what I’m doing, in a Hampton Inn in Arcadia. My plane landed at 9:30AM Pacific and so far I’ve eaten my body weight in INTENSELY GOOD dim sum (dim sum so good, we waited 45 minutes for a table.) and toured Huntington Gardens. I saw a bunch of famous paintings I didn’t understand and wished my mother was with me to yak at me about the beautiful flowers I don’t fully appreciate. In an hour or so it’s Chinese Food Part Deux as Yao’s mom’s classmate takes us out to eat Xiaolongbao. Tomorrow is The Price is Right. Everyone cross your fingers that I get on TV, don’t look too much fatter on TV, don’t make a fool out of myself on TV, and win some fucking money.

I’m in L.A.!

It feels weird to be watching the Oscars at 5:30pm, but that’s what I’m doing, in a Hampton Inn in Arcadia. My plane landed at 9:30AM Pacific and so far I’ve eaten my body weight in INTENSELY GOOD dim sum (dim sum so good, we waited 45 minutes for a table.) and toured Huntington Gardens. I saw a bunch of famous paintings I didn’t understand and wished my mother was with me to yak at me about the beautiful flowers I don’t fully appreciate. In an hour or so it’s Chinese Food Part Deux as Yao’s mom’s classmate takes us out to eat Xiaolongbao.

Tomorrow is The Price is Right. Everyone cross your fingers that I get on TV, don’t look too much fatter on TV, don’t make a fool out of myself on TV, and win some fucking money.

This tiny bag is my entire life now. After years of lugging around suitcase-sized satchels filled with cough medicine and planners and extra bobby-pins and a pair of socks (YOU NEVER KNOW), I cannot express how liberating it is to be able to fit everything I need to survive into this soft little purse. IDs (I have two because I get drunk and lose them a lot), a credit card, a small wallet, one lipgloss, my iPhone, a pocket mirror, and a pen. Anything else is just clutter! forever21

This tiny bag is my entire life now. After years of lugging around suitcase-sized satchels filled with cough medicine and planners and extra bobby-pins and a pair of socks (YOU NEVER KNOW), I cannot express how liberating it is to be able to fit everything I need to survive into this soft little purse. IDs (I have two because I get drunk and lose them a lot), a credit card, a small wallet, one lipgloss, my iPhone, a pocket mirror, and a pen. Anything else is just clutter!

forever21

OH SHIT IT IS ON

OH SHIT IT IS ON

Have you seen those Lebrons? (via tweetmuseum)

Have you seen those Lebrons? (via tweetmuseum)

If Men Could Menstruate by Gloria Steinem

(via potterwatch,2livendieinla)

Going to Court is Awesome

Today I was standing in the Attorney line at court (being a Paralegal, I don’t have to wait for service like you civilian peons), drinkin’ a Dr. Pepper, waiting for my girl Leslie to finish filing a divorce for me, and she leans over the counter and whispers, “You wanna hear the awesome drama today?”

Yes. Yes I do. “See all those Sheriff’s Deputys over there? They’re standing guard because over in the waiting room we have AN ENTIRE STREET GANG filing an injunction against harrassment against another gang.”

…I almost choked on my Dr. Pepper.

“Wait. The WHOLE gang is in there? FILING AN INJUNCTION? Do they have attorneys?”

“Nope. This is all their idea.”

“…That is both the least gangster and most gangster thing ever.”

(‘Cause the Boyz in the Hood are always hard/ come talkin’ that trash and they’ll take you to Court and have the Judge sign an Order requiring you to stay 500 feet away from them at all times...)

Japanese Mom-and-Pop Store Logos

@Dexter’s this morning.

@Dexter’s this morning.

MY ASS STILL PHAT THEY STILL CHECKIN’ FOR ME DIAMOND PRINCESS. I’M STILL THE BADDEST BITCH

MY ASS STILL PHAT

THEY STILL CHECKIN’ FOR ME

DIAMOND PRINCESS. I’M STILL THE BADDEST BITCH

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Themed by Veronica Ward, with a little help from Hunson.